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Here is an old
imagination.... but renewed now..
What will
happens if ONE INDIAN RUPEE = FORTY-FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS !!!
There's
tremendous improvement in the economy of India.
India's exports increase, imports decrease.
India
becomes a super power as Economy is Power.
That is this.
Yes. From today on,
"ONE INDIAN
RUPEE = FORTY-FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS"
Imagine... from
then, this may happen...
SCENE 1
Venue :
Microsoft Corporation, New York,
US
Some s/w
engineers are seeing some photographs.
s/w engg 1 :
What's that?
s/w engg 2 :
Bob's photographs from India.
s/w engg 1 :
Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?
s/w engg 3 :
(Sees the photo) This is Ramanthapur, Hyderabad.
s/w engg 1 :
Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He's got an TVS 50 also.
s/w engg 2 :
Let me see (sees). Sexy yaar. This guy enjoys life man...
s/w engg 3 :
You know how much a TVS 50 costs? Nearly 200K. Say it in dollars...
s/w engg 2:
Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.
s/w engg 1 :
Let's go to India & try for a job.
[Everybody
excited.]
SCENE 2
Venue: Sun
Microsystems, SanFrancisco, California, US
s/w engg 1: I'm
with you man. My Visa is expected
anytime. Soon I
will fly to India
s/w engg 2 :
Ohhh.... When is the party?
s/w engg 1:
When I get it on hand.
s/w engg 2:
Where will you be working?
s/w engg 1 :
I'll be working in Madhapur.
s/w engg 2 :
Oh! Madhapur. Great yaar. where it is...
s/w engg 1 : It
is in
Hyderabad.
s/w engg 3 :
Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like
California.
You’ll love the weather yaar. One of my
friends is in
Jaipur,Rajasthan...He says it's the
ultimate place
to live in. Cool maan.
s/w engg 2 :
Who is the client yaar?
s/w engg 1: You
know Municipal Corporation of Hyderabad?
s/w engg 3 :
Yeah. MCH. One of my friends is there in the Road Cleaning Division. Most
challenging job yaar. People are working in the cutting edge of technology
there.
s/w engg 1 :
I'll be writing software for the accounts department of the GCU.
s/w engg 2: GCU?
what it means...?
s/w engg 1 :
that is Garbage Collecting Unit.
s/w engg 3 : :
Great yaar. That's what I like about that country. You can get a job which
requires all your skill. Not like here. See I'm writing software for the
space shuttle remote control.I hate this.
s/w engg 1 :
Don't worry guys. I'll give you my Hotmail id. You can send your resume to
me and I'll forward it to the HRD.
[Everybody
takes down his Hotmail id.]
SCENE 3
Venue: IBM, New York, US
(Conversation
between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w engg.)
Male : Hi!
Female: Hi. You
know. I'm planning to settle in India soon.
Male : What??
Female : Yeah.
My marriage will be here in America
only. He is
doing his Ph.D in Miyapur College and he's coming here for a month. His
study will be over in 2 months. He's already got a job in MEB (Miyapur
Electricity Board). We planned to settle in Miyapur itself... I'm also
planning to work there. Let's see...
Male: Good
luck... dont forget us & US...
SCENE 4
Venue: Intel
Corp.
US
s/w engg 1:
Great news guys. Our George has got admission in the Nizam College in Hyd
with scholarship for B.A History. A great new field yaar...
All are
excited...
George : Got my
Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now.
s/w engg 2 :
Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.
S/w engg 1 :
B.A in Histroy...ohh...man, enjoy your life there?
s/w engg 2 : :
Got full aid, eh?
George : Yeah.
Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees per Year.
s/w engg 1 :
Great. Enjoy.
s/w engg 2 :
(Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...!
that means 1200
* 45 = 54000 Dollars... with that
amount I can
buy a three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here...!!!
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